SCENE 1

There was a party at someone's apartment. The apartment block looks like some cheap Hotel room block somewhere on Broad St. N in Regina. I was at the party, along with the victim. A pink 1950's cadillac was there. It looked like the Cadillac that my grandpa once owned.

The victim looked like Tobey "Spiderman" Magiure.

There was also some sort of gay dude there. He looked like one of Claude's friends.

SCENE 2

I'm struggling with the Cadillac. On the driver's side, both of the locks were rusty and the driver's side rear door was loose. There were two alarms. One was the car alarm and the other was the door alarm. I was trying to disable both alarms.

The trick is the doors have to stay steady for the door alarm to shut off and the lock has to be properly un-locked for the car alarm to shut off. The more I tried to unlock it, the more the driver's side rear door would slide into the driver's door.

I pulled the key out. The doors were still locked and I had enough fooling around with the driver's side. So I went to the passenger side.

There, the doors and the doorlocks were in pristine condition. Just like new!


SCENE 3

Outside of the apartment room, the gay dude finds a suitcase full of clothes. They were packed oddly, like they were wrapping around something. I knew what it was right away, the gay dude, didn't.

"What body?", inquiries the gay man, "Where's the body?"

I picked up a T-shirt wrapped around what was once Tobey Maquire's face. It felt cold to the touch. In fact, it was freezing! I knew it was his face from the imprint. Beside his face was his baseball cap wrapped up inside another T-shirt.

It was a pretty gruesome feeling. Inside the suitcase was a body part wrapped up in a piece of clothing, frozen cold.